allaboutthewhitechicks ([info]copkillaz) wrote,
  • Mood: cranky

FREE IPOD!!!11

If you have paid to see a movie with any of the following actors or actresses in it you are entitled to a FREE IPOD!!!1 from the Canadian Federal Government:

Will Ferrel, Jimmy Fallon, Vince Vaughn, any non foreign film starring Jackie Chan, Paris Hilton or that other broad who she shares a brain with, anything by Eddie Murphy not from the 80s, or any movie starring a scientologist.

To collect your FREE IPOD!!!11 please take a fork and stick it into the closest electric outlet to you and allow 2-3 weeks for delivery.

I think I hear some kids on my porch so I have to go chase them away with a broom.

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